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Re: Rand Paul's toupee 

By: ribit in FFFT3 | Recommend this post (2)
Sat, 19 Jul 14 10:25 PM | 47 view(s)
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...rand paul's hairpiece would not look anymore phoney if it had a chin strap. Didn't care for Donald Trump's combover either. Makes me wonder what else they might try to sneak past us. I don't mind it if politicians lie to me, I have come to expect it as a matter of course. I do insist on a higher quality of horseshit than is currently being pumped out by either side.

...another thing I find annoying is politicians who get cosmetic surgery (guy politicians) When an old man gets cosmetic surgery, he no longer looks like an old man. He looks like an old woman. That and Botox injections which could have made John Kerry our first Orange President.




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Rand Paul's toupee
By: keystone in FFFT3
Sat, 19 Jul 14 10:08 PM 		Msg. 00574 of 65535

Good Morning Ribit!!

I am a firm believer in hair piece politics.

Without a doubt what kind of toupee a man wears says so very much about him.

Check out Rand's hairpiece.

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Is this the type of hairpiece you want your President to have?

I don't want somebody with a crappy looking hairpiece.

He spent hundreds of hours working on his toupee, which will be carried around with him now for two years on the campaign trail like
Dolly Parton traveling with three hairdressers and dozens of wigs.

Rand will probably be traveling with two make up artists and a barber.

Can he handle the job?

Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton and Bush not to mention FDR, Teddy and Woodrow Wilson did it without rugs and toupees!!!

Do we want some silly ass pantywaist with a powdered coif leading us from the White House?

Is Rand's toupee up to the task?

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