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Re: GOP Candidate Once Caught Masturbating to Spark Plugs Has Dropped Out  

By: ribit in FFFT3 | Recommend this post (3)
Fri, 11 Jul 14 10:16 PM | 101 view(s)
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he had been arrested multiple times for breaking into government vehicles, tampering with engines, and then masturbating while the “motor was sparking and making noises.”

...well, who's never done that?




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Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!


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GOP Candidate Once Caught Masturbating to Spark Plugs Has Dropped Out
By: clo in FFFT3
Fri, 11 Jul 14 8:43 PM 		Msg. 00208 of 65535

Rats, the debates would've been entertaining!

GOP Candidate Once Caught Masturbating to Spark Plugs Has Dropped Out
by Tina Nguyen

24-year-old GOP candidate Jordan D. Haskins announced today that he was dropping out of the race for a Michigan state representative seat after unusual details of his prior felonies emerged — namely, that he had been arrested multiple times for breaking into government vehicles, tampering with engines, and then masturbating while the “motor was sparking and making noises.”

Haskins, who explained his felonies as the result of a rough childhood, told MLive.com that he’d found his calling through politics, but decided to drop out two weeks after the story of his past felonies came to light. “Apparently, there are some who are using my past to attack solid candidates who I consider my friends,” he said in a statement. “To them I apologize.”

http://www.mediaite.com/online/gop-candidate-once-caught-masturbating-to-spark-plugs-has-dropped-out/

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