Big 'Beast' Asteroid Flies by Earth Sunday: What Would Happen if It Hit Us?
http://news.yahoo.com/big-beast-asteroid-flies-earth-sunday-happen-hit-160558745.html
...wimmenz and minorities would be hit the hardest. Only Algore can save us wif his "Asteroid Collision Preventer Widegets".

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!