Rick Perry Hopes Combination of Wearing Glasses and Not Talking Will Make Him Seem Smarter
AUSTIN, Tex. (The Borowitz Report) — With an eye toward a Presidential run in 2016, Rick Perry, the Texas governor, is hoping that a two-pronged strategy of wearing glasses and not speaking will make him appear smarter to voters, aides to the Governor confirmed today.
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