Alternative to Obamacare!
...on da newZ they is whining and sniveling because the republicans are opposed to obamacare but are not offering an alternative. Let me clear all this up for ya. The appropriate alternative to obamacare is "No Obamacare!" Don't thank me, it's the least I can do for my country.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!