Don't you think that you could find it in your heart to forgive Ribit and allow him back on a probationary status? We've been feeling irregular lately and we think its because we don't have him to relieve ourselves on! You could let him back and allow him five posts a day and ban him again if he goes over that limit. That would be pure torture for him having to select with care who he insults.
All you have to do is to keep track of his posts by clicking on his name and seeing the number beside FFFT.
We picked five posts because he can only count to five because he uses one hand to count the fingers on the other hand!
They have me banned over on Pope two so I have no conntact with him and I really miss insulting him. Lucy said she cannot believe that I actually wrote this.
Regards,
Joe
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