Good Evening Ribit!
Actually Obama is waterboarding the bastard right now! Then the President is going to inject him with a little Sodium Pentathol to see if he starts babbling in Arabic. Then the President is going to take him up in a Huey and dangle him like a tea-bag.
Then the Barack is going to put a .45 in the guys mouth, ask him if he is at peace with Muhammed and then blow his freaking head off.
This is the real reason Obama wasn't in the landing crafts with the Seals.