joe
I am like John the Baptist going forth into the wilderness and preaching unto the heathens. It's a dirty job, but somebody gotta do it.
...my coffee comes from the Dunkin Donuts and I go thru the drive thru window. It's so the virtuous and nubile wenches working there don't become overwhelmed with my manliness and hurl themselves across the counter at me. They also have the best coffee in town. The worst coffee is at the Starbucks. It's only fit for insect repellent.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!