Marines
Four Navy chiefs are walking down the street. They see a sign that says "Veterans Bar". They go in. The bartender asks what they will have and they all ask for a martini. He delivers the drinks and says, "That will be 10 cents."
They can't believe their good luck. They finish the drinks and order another round and the bartender again says, "That will be 10 cents."
This whets their curiosity, so they ask the bartender, "How can you afford to serve martinis for a dime apiece?"
The bartender replies, "I guess you've seen the decor here. Well, I am a retired Navy Master Chief Boatswain's Mate and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $45 million and decided to open this place for veterans. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer, all the same."
The four Navy chiefs notice four guys at the end of the bar who haven't ordered anything. They ask, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "Oh, those are Marines. They're waiting for happy hour."
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