A neutron saunters up to the bar orders a drink and asks ''How Much?''
the bar tender replies: ''For you no charge''
Same Bar...
Some helium floats in...
Bar tender says ''We don't serve your kind''
The helium doesn't react
A superconductor walks in
''we don't serve your kind here''
The superconductor leaves without resistance
A neutrino walks in, and again this bastard bartender says "We don't serve your kind"
Nuetrino replies ''No worries I'm just passing through''
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