Ribit,
You are sort of correct in a certain sort of way. I am a man and the word "crush" has entered my mind in regard to you. The only problem with the crush part of it is that you are so damn big and fat that I don't think that I, at 180 pounds, can get it done against your 300 pounds!
Joe
To say that "God exists" is the greatest understatement ever made across space and time.