Oh Ribit!!!
We're so proud of you. You've learned to count to twelve! This is a major step forward for you. Now you can count the twelve apostles. Or the twelve months of the year. Or the age of your mistress. Joe is astounded by this progress. But I've always had faith in your abilities. We could quibble over whether some of what was in that post being actually a paragraph. But you did count to twelve. Did you have to take your shoes off to use your toes to reach this level? Joe says that people in Georgia never wear shoes to start with. But I told him you might be wearing sandals and he couldn't disagree with that. Joe also said that you are a little retarded. This statement really offended me because I knows that you are a lot retarded! We need to be straight about this.
Ribit, this post was kind of complex for you. Do you think that one day you might be able to write a paragraph of your own thoughts? It is a really big step but I have faith in you. You mentioned six sentences in your post. Have you ever written six sentences at the same time before in your life? We don't want to expect too much and end up setting you back even further than you are already.
Keep trying though!
By the way. Joe mentioned inbreeding when it comes to you. I don't think so. You just have a simple way of looking at things. What did Joe mean when he said that you were the Forrest Gump of the internet?
Keep up the good work but don't feel pressured to do anything like learning to count the whole alphabet! That would take you beyond twenty and you would run out of toes. Joe did point out that you might have some extra ones though.
Your buddy,
Lucy the cat
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