New State Mottos
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and with Less
Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us about Our Grandkids
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland
Scum, but Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But
the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
Two Billion Years Tidal Wave-Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things with Corn
Kansas:
First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Cajun Wackos, but that's Our Tourism
Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower than Sweden's (for Most Tax
Brackets)
Michigan:
First Line of Defense from the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better about Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing
Crazies and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask about Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
Ya Wanna ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the
Right to an Attorney....
North Carolina:
Tobacco Is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wish We Were in Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl ... It's what's for Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook with Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:
Closer than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
Si, Hablo Ingles
(Yes, I speak English)
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjawed Yokels
Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Eat Cheese or Die
Wyoming:
Wynot?
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