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I've been to Nascar races. About one every four or five years is enough for me. That's about how often I go to a football game and about a hundred times more often than I go to basketball games. I tried to go to the Masters once but they told me they didn't allow "Spam Suckin Trailer Trash" beyond the service entrance. My best chance would be if I could speak Spanish and was wearing a leaf blower.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!