joe
bear in mind when you answer this question that we know that you are a born fabricator and an chronic liar!
Psychological projection was first conceptualized by Sigmund Freud as a defense mechanism where a person subconsciously denies his or her own negative attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world instead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
...my guess is that you will need professional help to get over this quirk.