Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day...
But there is no teacher...
There are a bunch of textbooks around...
No one is sure which is the right textbook to study from...
Some students argue for one book; others argue hard for others...
Fistfights have broken out over which textbook is the right one...
Suddenly, on a random day, the teacher shows up...
He says he's been watching everyone in the room the whole time...
He praises the handful of students who picked the right textbook, and he sends them off for ice-cream parties and a free car...
Everyone else he sets on fire.
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