Joe and I have been thinking that we may have been a little hard on you and Ms. Ribit over the years! We'd like to make amends by offering you and the little woman an all expense paid trip aboard the Carnival cruise ship Triumph that you can take anytime between friday and march fifteenth of this year. As a token of your gratitude, please forward five hundred dollars to hold your place on the cruise. You can send it to Joe!
Regards, and wiith all our love!
Lucy the cat
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