This is what happens when you don't teach science & sex! Geez....
Man Defends Horse Rape: ‘I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horseman Baby’
by Noah Rothman | 3:34 pm, February 1st, 2013
Is it a crime to have a vivid imagination? Not yet, but it is a crime to try to make that vision manifest – particularly when yours is a vision of a hybrid man-horse centaur that can only be conceived by a forcible sexual encounter with a horse.
These are the charges that Texas native Andrew Mendoza, 29, is facing. The Smoking Gun reports that Mendoza engaged in equine rape with the hopes of conceiving a fantastical creature of legend.
“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”
Hopefully, the judge will take Mendoza’s honesty… so much honesty… into consideration before sentencing.
UPDATE: “Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.” – The Smoking Gun
h/t Ace of Spades
http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-defends-horse-rape-i-was-thinking-it-would-have-a-horseman-baby/
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