Detroit suburb mulling $5 rat bounty program...
http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/20876729/st-clair-shores-considering-5-rat-bounty-program
...a "buy back" your rats program. Obviously modeled after Obama's gun buyback and cash for clunkers programs. I predict similar results.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!