Ribit,
We know that it is hard for you to read more than a sentence or two at a time. It is even harder for you to write more than that at a time! You are also fat and generally pretty ugly! And you told us recently that you were leaving for the rest of the year so you also lie like a deadbeat Georgia dog! I would write some more bad stuff about you but I've reached the capacity that I think that your attention span has to read and comprehend any of it!
Lucy the cat
PS. Over eat at Christmas and have a giant heaver! And please don't fart at the table like we heard that you did last year!
To say that "God exists" is the greatest understatement ever made across space and time.
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