Thats easy...
Teecee slowly stands, swaying slight from 4 shots of what every the +ell he drinks. Taps glass with spoon...
"Quiet Ladies and Gentleman!! Since we're all in at under 15 dollars per share and now stand at $150, we're an official 10 bagger!!
How ever, I sense the total disappointment tonight as it's taken so long to organize this party, we've missed the NJ 75, the NJ 100, and the NJ 125.
Wot's that ya say?? We're at 180 as I speak?? That means we've now missed the NJ 175?? This is indeed bad news!! I need another drink to drown my sorrows!!"