Me and my wife's disagreement
After we were married, she said she wanted three children,
while I said two would be enough.
We discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes
until I thought I'd put an end to things by saying
boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment’s hesitation, she retorted,
"Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your
own."
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