and God clearly wants a low turnout, perhaps seeking to throw VA and NH.
Nobody can compete with a storm bigger than Europe. I'm not happy with the whole rape-plan thing, seems a bit off to me, but anything about twice the size of Pluto must have a purpose ... don't ya think?
*update#1: astronauts or cosmonauts or whoever it is on the space station these days, while glancing out the window during coffe and doughnuts this morning remarked:
Cpt: "wow, and we thought space was dangerous"
Another: "yea, must be an election coming up"
**update#2: Martians, having long planned an invasion feel like Ike, that perhaps waiting a day or two for better weather may prove wise. Having hoped to catch the Earthing's flatfooted during an indeterminate determintation for the world's most powerful human, they too, over coffee and doughnuts, remarked:
MartianGeneral: "lets not mess with that shirt for now"
update #3: US Secretary of Homeland Security ImNotIceCream-Napolitano, over coffee and doughnuts, recommended closing US Airspace over the Eastern Seaboard when a GS-9 cvil servant remarked
GS-9 DHS analyst: "Madam Secretary, I think God has already taken care of that."
Secretary INIC-Napolitano: "O.K., that looks pretty clear, but where does God stand on women's issues?
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