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A Houston police officer shot and killed a one-armed, one-legged man in a wheelchair Saturday inside a group home after police say the double amputee threatened the officer and aggressively waved a metal object that turned out to be a pen.
...first of all, we all know that the pen is mightier than the sword. Second, wasn't it a one armed one legged man who killed Sam Sheppard (the fugitive) wife? Ya just can't be too careful around a one armed one legged man armed with a weapon superior to a sword. He might leave ink blotches all over your kevlar.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!