When Rapeublicans Attack!
You know, I just found the extra magazines for my unfired in-the-box AK. I was gonna sell the lot, make a nice profit......
But really.....the Rapeublicans have gone around the bend lately. The talk about insurrection if they don't get a white guy back in the white house has gotten pretty wild.
Their desire to rape women has gotten the better of them, I think.....maybe it all DOES go back to Clinton, when they realized Democrats ARE having sex that the Rapeublicans will never get unless they have fifty bucks cash and a bottle of cheap vodka or a rock of crack.
Anyway, I think I oughta check out how much ammo for the thing costs nowadays. There are lots of Rapeublicans near where I live, and some of them even sported loaded rifles lately while walking around the rather nice town of Birmingham Michigan. I have always asserted liberals need to be armed....and the AK is a pretty impressive weapon.
Imagine, if you will, the rise of the Rapeublicans! Sure, initially their attacks will be a shock to those who are not prepared. I, however, will have a supply of Pabst, pork rinds and Moon Pies that I can throw at them to slow them down.....and should they invade my home, I already have a monster truck rally on DVD that would captivate them for two hours, giving me time to get away. Of course, my neighbors would be in trouble but if they have not taken necessary preparations then I cannot be the one to protect them when I have my own family to worry about.
Of course, their insurrection will fail. I mean, the Rapeublicans are utterly incapable of actually DOING things.....their leaders are the "I got my billions by having everyone else do stuff for me" or they are the "give me money cause Jesus told me he wants you to" or they are "I am stupid, you are stupid and our stupidity is our strength." Their troops are pretty much inbred to the point of imbecility, and their hatred of knowledge means they will have no concept of tactics or strategies (other than yelling loudly). In a few days, with their supplies of Pabst and Moon Pies cut off, they would surrender and then spend the next hundred and fifty years waving flags with Santorum on it and saying "The Rapeublicans SHALL RISE AGAIN!"
Bush was the worst President in the history of the US.
Hochizen
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