Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/23/2012 08:27 -0400
Ben Bernanke
Main Street
With only days until the great unveiling and back-slapping that is the GOP's 'convention without walls', we humbly suggest they erect some - and buy some umbrellas. In NOAA's most recent update, Hurricane Isaac is forecast to pass right down the middle of main street Tampa amid Romney-and-Ryan's great moment so far. Of course, TOTUS will be riley smiling, noting that God didn't build this storm, his government did. Somewhat ironically, Tampa mayor Bob Buckhorn added, for once, "Safety is going to trump politics" - perhaps he should tell Bernanke.

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BLOTTO
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If Tesla could make earthquakes in the late 1800's by himself in his NYC apartment...
What do you think they can do with the weather in 2012?
A. Manipulate it.
Like everything else...
heavy_metals
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Maybe not so much conspiracy as reality. US Government's HAARP program was discussed in an episode on History Channel called "Weather Warfare". From an old defense document during the 1950's "all wars of the future will be fought using computer or weather warfare". HAARP uses Tesla's theories on using ELF's to produce earthquakes, if the right frequency was found. Early research showed that jetstreams could be 'bent' to alter weather. In addition to USA having HAARP up in Alaska, I recently learned that both China & Russia have similar programs.
I believe we may already be in the weather warfare phase of operations. It's certain we are in the cyber war phase also.
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tirpitz
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If this HAARP crap worked, looking at the latest crop condition reports, permit me to wonder whom they consider to be the enemy...

Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.