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...we got a guy here who used to work at the 911 fire department dispatch who sounds like elvis when he talks. He will dispatch a fire truck and they will acknowledge him. He will say "Thank you, thank you verah much". Funniest crap ya ever heard. Dunno what happened to him. Maybe he's dispatching fire trucks in Vegas now.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!