You must be that story's source! I was afraid I might've picked it up here. A pretty good chunk of all my funnier stories originated on Bob's or (in times past) on RB.

Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%. Let's see how long that takes. - De 3/11/2013 - ANSWER: 7 Years, 5 Months