bob
They brought out a huge rototiller and churned all two miles of it into gravel.
...da first time I read that I thought ya had written rotweiler instead of rototiller. It's a dyslexia thing that I seem to have which can only be cured by another cup of coffee. Anyway, I was trying to picture the rotweiler that could chew up two miles of asphalt. Dat would be a bad ass dawg!
...in a related story, I had a pothole develop in front of my house and made a couple of calls to the county. After a couple of weeks with them fixin it I went out and poured a couple of sacks of sakrete in da hole and watered it. It's one of the better patches on the road currently.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!