snapits
...reminds me of a story about an australian guy who got married and went on his honeymoon. The wife goes back into the bathroom to change when she comes out all the furniture in the room is pushed back against the wall.
"What's up with this?" she axes
"...I never done this with a woman before, but if it's anything like a kangaroo, were gonna need lots of room."
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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