This is a the part where I say fuck and shit a lot.
Had they not considered keeping this a secret? Do you really PR the whole thing about bribing a prostitute to secretely carry a baby so you can later adopt, add the name Sprague, and give them a bonus? I know full well that outgassing fois gras through a bit of the ol Talikser 10 can leave one's higher reasoning indisposed ...
but this is lobotomy.
Planet of the apes:
Why, why, whhyyyyy, (never been into Heston).
I think the board should convene for a special bonus to pretty much everybody (Kim included).
I think laughing stock stuff is good, nothing beats a good laugh.
I'm trying to conjur considered humans sitting in a room and coming up with this in any way shape form or matter.
Even if it is brilliant (which of course it isn't) the answer is no.
The SHM vote that unnameable so pined for has been rolled up into obnoxious razor wire and is being fed to the planet.