I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.
As you well know some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with
the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had
a few too many beers and some shots.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit I did something
I've never done before, I took a bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a DUI checkpoint, but as it was a bus they waved it
through.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have
never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it!
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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