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...man has one of them cars with a voice alert notification system in it. If ya running low on gas, it says "It's time to buy gas!" If you don't close your door good it says, "The Door is ajar". Doggone car talks all the time. Guy drives it about ten years or so and then one day he's driving past the chevy dealer and sees a corvette. Decides he will go in an price it just for grins and giggles. The salesman asks him if he would like to test drive it. He does and really likes it, but alas, it's just too expensive and he can't afford it. He walks back over to his old car, gets in and cranks it up. Voice says, "I saw you with that slut!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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