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...You are gone, I am back from the dump. Mz ribit has gone to get her hair done, then she is going to a dinner comprising former retirees from where she worked before she retired. Me and Clo are all alone!
...Hello Darlin! shall I put on some mood music and open a bottle of champagne?

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!