Gunman Wearing Darth Vader Mask Robs Ohio Bank, Amusingly Makes Getaway On BMX Bike
The Smoking Gun
May 24, 2012
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bank-robber/darth-vader-robs-bank-734801
A man wearing a Darth Vader mask yesterday robbed a Toledo, Ohio bank, according to the FBI.
As seen in the above surveillance photo from a Huntington Bank branch, the suspect wielded a handgun. He escaped with an undisclosed amount of cash (which he presumably stashed in that backpack).
The suspect fled the scene, of course, on a BMX bike. [Damn ... his TIE Fighter must have been in the shop, eh? 
B.]
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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