Hi doma,
I think for me to "believe" in the science, it has to go past the hypothesis stage.
What I do believe is that the moon is a naturally occurring one rather than, say, a death star. Many planets have moons. How it came to be is still a matter of conjecture.
Setting aside nature, my giant rodent theory is every bit as good as your Elites one. The mouse is mechanical, of course, and came to earth from the crab nebula.