Hope awk isn't offended cos that is one funny post. LOL. I'm worried about myself now.
awk, I think dig is trying to say to you - you have a unique understanding inside your head. If you can figure how to share it at the level of idiots like cactus, this is the moment to do so. Strike, Herr awk. This is the message.
[translation from the shittish by cactus]