Now, CJ ... let's not embellish it for poor lil' ol' killthecat. Give him the unvarnished truth ...

Besides, killthecat is used to being groped by the likes of Bwhaney ...

... so, he should be able to handle it, don'tcha know.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence