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...my drivers license is good for 7 years and costs ten bucks.
...8 years is too long for an eye test? That would be discriminatory against people who can't see. Da gubmint will just have to find an accomodation so's blind folks can drive too.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!