Idaho Man Wears Briefs On Head During Burglary
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/05/18/idaho-man-wears-briefs-on-head-during-burglary/
...I been known to do that at a party, but never during a robbery.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!