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Re: Earlier we were complaining that the newsflow was on its way to getting full-retard surreal. It just crossed that line.,,,,,,,, FBI Opens Inquiry Into JPM Loss

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...before Eric Holder was attorney general, he was a lawyer for jpmorgan. When he is thru being attorney general he wants to go back to being a lawyer for jpmorgan. It is more likely that he will prosecute black panthers for trying to intimidate voters before he says or does anything detrimental to the folks at jpmorgan.




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Earlier we were complaining that the newsflow was on its way to getting full-retard surreal. It just crossed that line.,,,,,,,, FBI Opens Inquiry Into JPM Loss
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Tue, 15 May 12 9:04 PM
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BLAH FRIGGIN BLAH,,,,,,,

From NBC:

NY FBI Opens Inquiry into JPMorgan Chase Loss

The FBI in New York has opened an inquiry into JP Morgan Chase's $2 billion loss, NBC 4 New York has learned.

People familiar with the matter tell NBC 4 New York that the inquiry is not a criminal investigation. The FBI is taking a preliminary look at the incident.

JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon disclosed last week that the bank had lost the $2 billion by making a bad bet with so-called credit derivatives.

Investors lopped off nearly 10 percent from JPMorgan's stock price the next day, and 3 percent more on Monday. Since Dimon made the announcement, nearly $20 billion in market value has evaporated.

Sooooo: FBI jobs created or saved investigating JPM: +10,000?

Translated: the FBI has been unleashed to investigate how a bailed out TBTF bank with full government backstop can possibly lose money, and to arrest those responsible.

The good news: this surely means that the FBI will certainly now look at recent vaporization events at MF Global. Right??? Right??? LMAO,,,,,,,,,,

The scariest news of the day: FBI agents are now using Bloomberg Terminals.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/fbi-opens-inquiry-jpm-loss?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+zerohedge%2Ffeed+%28zero+hedge+-+on+a+long+enough+timeline%2C+the+survival+rate+for+everyone+drops+to+zero%29


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