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Im using a "discount surgeon". He does everything to reduce costs. For example, he doesn't have an anesthesiologist. Ya can have your choice of either a mime or a magician who works at a local amusement park to distract you while he works on yer hip with a chain saw.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!