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Even more than the 55 gallon barrels of Scotch Whiskey that Teddy had bought and stored in his basement?
...sources close to the Kennedy's advise that when they were trying to sneak the barrels of whiskey past Teddy to put it in the basement they had to hire a rodeo clown to distract him.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!