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...a buddy I used to work with married a gal who was a bit on the homely side. He got her teeth straightened and or replaced / capped by a dentist. A dermitoligist /plastic surgeon took care of a skin problem and an over sized nose. She got radial caratowhatever (fixed her eyes so she wouldn't have to wear glasses) then she got a boob job. What his insurance didn't pay for he paid for out of his pocket. A couple of months later she ran off with a guitar player in a rock band.
No good deed ever goes unpunished!

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!