given the choices provided I will go with asshole. I could probable get into a groove of knowing what doma is talking about, but it mostly falls in the life is too short zone for me. I do think I get much of what micro is talking about and that is DEFINITELY in the life is too short zone for me.
I am not familiar with awk's alcoholic claims, seems something he does privately, or somewhere in the fine print where I loose interest.
I'm assuming it has something to do with separating the messenger from the message in a manner that speaks to me only of, well, poor wit?
I think Talisker 10 is one of the coolest beverages humans have come up with, but that isn't to say I happen to have any available.