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...there were cultural differences ya just couldn't get over. A certain sect of them were considered to be royalty. They had a really long fingernail on the little finger of one of their hands (or maybe both) and if one of them long fingernail pricks was a private in the army nobody could tell him to do anything, not even a general. They just kinda sauntered around smirking at the rest of us. (...musta been kinda like being in the air force) Anyway I was tryin to load something really heavy in the back of a truck and this long fingernail guy who had ridden to the supply place with us was standing there doin nothin and I asked him to give me a hand. He looked really offended and walked off. When it came time to leave, I drug his ass out of the truck and said in my best Vietnamese, "Ok, you no workie so you walkie back!"

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!