http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/senator-kerry-in-talks-with-muslim-brothers-presidential-candidate/2012/05/02/
Good grief, what's Lurch going to do in Egypt, eh ... throw someone else's medals at a pyramid?  Or is this his chance to break away from Teraaaaaaayza Heinz long enough to find himself a Middle Eastern heiress on the side?  


The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer.  It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence