Hey - I heard a funny one!
What do you call a Catholic who only believes in SOME of the Church's teachings?
A Protestant!!! LOL!!
Okay, kdding aside... regardless of what you believe or don't believe, a Catholic always has that 'indelible mark upon the soul' to fall back on, eh OCU? (Let me know if you don't know what that means. I'll explain.)

Gold is $1,581/oz today. When it hits $2,000, it will be up 26.5%. Let's see how long that takes. - De 3/11/2013 - ANSWER: 7 Years, 5 Months