killthecat
...yer alright, I don't care what my fellow wingers say about ya.
...when I was a lad we had a Senator from Georgia, or maybe he was the governor at the time, I can't remember but anyhow, somebody accused him of some sort of malfeasance (probaly guilty) and he "denied the allegations and demanded the right to meet the alligator face to face.
...another story about old herman was about him walking into his office one day and seeing an intern throwing a letter in the garbage.
"What is that yer tossing away like that?" he asks
"Just a letter from some Nut woman in South Georgia." the intern replied.
"Well, you get that out of the trash right this minute and help her with whatever her problem is. If you don't get the nut vote in Georgia, you don't get elected!"
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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