CJ,
You forgot one of the Obama slogans that was born in a fleeting, nano-second of clarity at the White House ... "Oooops - We Screwed the Pooch!" ... and then was instantly discarded because it was honest and truthful.
I guess Obammie thought it might upset PETA too much for them to know that he screwed the pooch before he ate it, eh?
B.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence